Alright, kids.
Have a seat in a chair,
or a couch... It's Fairy Tale Time!
Once upon a time--
no specific time, just "once"--
There was this girl,
who was trapped under a nasty spell by a NASTY witch,
Her name
was Rapunzel.
Anyway... This witch wanted to keep Rapunzel forever and ever
and never share her with anyone else because Rapunzel was so sweet and so perfect.
So, in addition to keeping her in a MASSIVE tower,
the witch cursed her with very, VERY long hair.
Hair that grew almost 2 feet every day!
And all that hair weighed so much that Rapunzel absolutely couldn't leave!
All she could do was hang around and solve jigsaw puzzles...
Well... One day a handsome prince came looking for her,
and he called out:
Rapzunel, Rapunzel!
What's up?
Um, I could use a little help up here!
Throw down your hair, Princess!
I will save you!
NARRATOR: And so, he climbed up Rapunzel's hair,
used some of it to tie up the nasty, NASTY witch,
and then used a bow and arrow to shoot the end of the hair down to a tree
to create a zip line, and zip-line the girl to safety!
Once they were safe,
The Prince gave her a chocolate kiss,
which not ONLY broke the spell,
AND made her a princess,
BUT,
Also made her start square dancing.
And that, was how Rapunzel was saved.
The End.
Oh, and the witch.
She got stuck in the tower by herself, solving jigsaw puzzles forever.
The End!
...For real this time.