The Beast was just about to ask me some PRETTY important,
but I had to hurry home to take care of my dad!
I made him chicken soup,
read to him,
and told him jokes!
And he was feeling better in no time!
I told my sisters all about Harry,
and they were super rude...
They called him mean names like,
Furball!
Ugly Hairy Guy!
Jabba the Mutt!
You probably have lice!!
Deep down... I knew they were just jealous.
I was having a really good time with Harry!
He was nice to me, we had so much fun together,
and did I mention the non-stop pizza party?
Hellooo!
They said I was being selfish and that I should stay home.
I said okay fine, I’d stay...
but just for a little longer.
I wrote a message to Harry and asked my sisters to PLEASE give it to the postman.
I wrote:
Meanwhile…
Dear Hairy,
(get it? Cuz ur so HAIRY)
Please forgive me but I must stay forEVER??
See you soon.
Just kidding. See you NEVER??
Not Yours, Belle?
p.s. you are Hairy.
Aw....
When the Beast, I mean when Harry
cried, I felt his sadness from miles away.
I didn’t know exactly what,
but I knew something was terribly wrong!
Hey, I don’t know what you did but,
I know you did something TERRIBLE and I'm gonna fix it!
You, you, you... you...
Mean... bad... sisters!
Ugh, I'm not really good with coming up with insults, but that's because I'm nice!
I found Harry nearly smothered in a mountain of dirty Kleenex,
whimpering like a hurt puppy.
I went to hug him and tell him I was back and everything was gonna be okay,
but the sight of him so sad made ME so sad.
And one little tear fell...
And you’re gonna want to go slow motion on this cuz what happened next is amazing.
My tear falls on Harry’s face,
and he turns into a prince!
Yup, a prince!
And not a hairy prince,
a really cute and handsome prince!
Seriously handsome!
That’s when he told me about the curse.
He had been a vain man, interested only in his money and his looks.
Then a witch cast a spell on him to teach him a lesson.
She turned him into a beast.
The spell could only be reversed when he fell in love.
The catch was the girl I loved had to actually love me back.
And she TOTALLY does!!
And I do!
And that, kids, is true love.
Total bonus that he turned into a prince!
Oh, double bonus, we got an ice cream bar for a wedding present!!!
Yep, we had a fairy tale ending:
just eatin’ pizza and having some ice cream…
chillin’.
Me and Not-So Hairy, the Prince!
The End.
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