Hi kids! I've got a brand-new story for you today.
This is the true story of Beaty and the Beast.
Once upon a time there was a really sweet girl named Belle….
Yeees! I get to be Belle!
So anyway, Belle—ahem, I mean “I”
—lived with my dad and two sisters.
My dad sold cosmetics, door to door—
you know, makeup, lipstick,
that sort of thing.
One day I was packing up a HUGE order:
25 bottles shampoo,
100 bars of soap,
10 things of curl goop,
Ugh! It was a lot.
Who could’ve ordered all this stuff?
A giant poodle??
My dad had gotten a wicked bad flu and I had to make the delivery!
And I didn't even know his route, so, I had to use a GPS to get there...
GPS: Turn right at the very scary looking gate
Continue past creepy gargoyle statues
You have arrived at your destination,
the Beast’s House.
...Huh?
Hellooooo?
Who’s there??
Okay!
T-that sounded like a monster or something.
Time to go!
WHAT DO YOU WANT HERE??
Whooooaaaa there, Chewbacca.
Easy, eeaasy,
I’m just delivering the, uh, hair care products you ordered…
Oh, fantastic!
Ahem,
Do you have all the curl enhancers and cocoa butter soap,
I totally prefer cocoa butter,
GREAT for sun-damaged fur...
H-hey buddy, you’re doing that wrong!
...Here,
let me help.
Oh, that’s much better!
Hey, actually, I-I'm looking for an assistant.
Uh, you're not lookin' for a job, are ya?
Well... my family DID need the money...
So I took the job!
It actually wasn’t so bad…
The beast gave me a SWEET room, like a room for a PRINCESS.
I had a closet full of AMAZING dresses,
Oh! And there was a state of the art home theatre!
And a full time pizza chef!!
That’s right, kids. Pizza 24/7.
Ah, non-stop Pizza.
It was a pretty cool job.
I did miss my dad, a lot...
but we skyped like all the time!
Hi dad! It's so good to see you!!
Yeah, I'm doing great!
I love my--
Get out of here! Ha ha ha!
I was really becoming very good friends with the Beast…
What’s your real name?
Actually, uh...
It's Harry.
You've broken your cup again!
Harry! You have to be dainty with tea cups!
Like this:
Thanks, Belle.
What would I do without you?
Belle, will you marr—
[phone rings]
Oh!
Excuse me...
So, of course that’s when my sisters call.
Dad’s REALLY sick they tell me
and I need to leave right away.
What was Harry going to ask me?
Boy...
talk about a cliffhanger!
Find out what happens next!
Click right here for part 2!