Guys, whoooooa!
I’m not a zombie. I was just
taking a nap, and, and--
wait...
Who ARE you?
I think I should be the one freaking out here!
A-am I a giant, or are you guys reeeaaally small?
Hey, that’s really not very nice...
O-ok, perhaps we’re a little height challenged, but we have the same rights as big people!!
Who, uh, I frankly think are funny looking cause they’re so big
Besides, YOU should be nice to us cause we found you in the woods and saved you
Saved me! I WAS NAPPING!
I explained that I had been kicked out of my own kingdom, never to return,
and luckily,
they needed a roommate!
I needed a place to live, and they needed someone to reach high places.
Poifect!
Everything was going pretty cool with the 7 little dudes.
Meanwhile, back at the evil queen’s place….
Mirror Mirror, on the wall,
tell me, who is the fairest of them all?
Weeellllll, I hate to tell ya, but it’s, uhhhhh….
[mumbles] snow white...
WHOOOO???!!!!
Uh... S-s-s-snow White?
Please don’t smash me!
Show me where she is!
Well, then I shall get rid of her myself!
So, cut back to me and the 7 little dudes in the woods.
We were right in the middle of a sing-a-long,
when there’s a knock at the door.
[knocking]
Hello, I have a special delivery for Snow White.
For me?
DWARF: Yay! Cupcake cupcake cupcake--
it’s my favorite kind of cupcake!
A mint chocolate chip cupcake with extra sprinkles!!
Oh! It must be from someone who misses me!
Aaaah!
Go get the doctor!
[panting]
What... seems to be the problem?
Come quick!
There she is! Fix her!
[sniffs]
Poison!
Luckily I have an antidote to reverse it!
Hi...
Hi yourself!
Woo! Yaaay!
So, long story short, I survived the evil queen’s poison.
She got arrested for all her evil deeds, and has to spend the rest of her life
cleaning toilets
and eating dog food!
While I got to return to my kingdom,
I wound up marrying the cute doctor,
and my seven best buds came over all the time for karaoke parties and cupcakes--
the NON POISONED kind, of course.
Oh, and I got rid of that pesky mirror.
It was a happy ending!
Wow... that was a happy ending!
Thanks so much for coming back to the library to listen to Story Time, guys.
Don't forget to click over there for another one!
Wow! Okay, see you soon!
Bye!!
KIDS: Bye bye!
See ya!