Hey kids! It's time for a brand-new story.
Here we go!
Once upon a time there was a girl named Snow White.
That’s me, Snow White!
It's kind of a weird name, actually...
my parents were hippies, enough said.
So, Anywho, here’s my story:
There was this evil queen who really had it out for me.
I never did ANYTHING to her, she was just...
evil!
She had this magic mirror that every day told her she was the most "beeeaaautiful in all the laaand!"
Then one day--I guess it had a glitch or something--
but it said that I was the most "beeeaaauteous in all the laaand."
Awkwaaard.
Soooo, she sent me out into the woods with a huntsman.
We get out here, and he’s like
Hey, I’m supposed to... uh, get rid of you...
and I don’t really want to do that, not really my thing.
I’m like a nice guy.
Anyway, if you could you just..never return to our kingdom, that would be greeaat.
I’m gonna leave you here now.
Oh wait!
I appreciate you’re saving me and everything, but I’ll freeze!
K, bye
Well, kids...
he left me there. And...
[yawning] I fell asleep.
Next thing ya know these little guys find me,
and for some strange reason,
they think I'm not alive anymore!
Such a shame...
She looks so nice!
Poor thing.
Aaah!
She's a zombiiiieee!
Wanna know what happens next?
Click here for part 2!