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Hey kids! It's time for a brand-new story.

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Here we go!

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Once upon a time there was a girl named Snow White.

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That’s me, Snow White!

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It's kind of a weird name, actually...

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my parents were hippies, enough said.

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So, Anywho, here’s my story:

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There was this evil queen who really had it out for me.

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I never did ANYTHING to her, she was just...

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evil!

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She had this magic mirror that every day told her she was the most "beeeaaautiful in all the laaand!"

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Then one day--I guess it had a glitch or something--

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but it said that I was the most "beeeaaauteous in all the laaand."

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Awkwaaard.

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Soooo, she sent me out into the woods with a huntsman.

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We get out here, and he’s like

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Hey, I’m supposed to... uh, get rid of you...

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and I don’t really want to do that, not really my thing.

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I’m like a nice guy.

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Anyway, if you could you just..never return to our kingdom, that would be greeaat.

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I’m gonna leave you here now.

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Oh wait!

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I appreciate you’re saving me and everything, but I’ll freeze!

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K, bye

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Well, kids...

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he left me there. And...

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[yawning] I fell asleep.

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Next thing ya know these little guys find me,

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and for some strange reason,

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they think I'm not alive anymore!

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Such a shame...

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She looks so nice!

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Poor thing.

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Aaah!

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She's a zombiiiieee!

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Wanna know what happens next?

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Click here for part 2!