all right kids time for a crooked little
nursery rhyme
so we've got this man and he's all
crooked he's all bent over one way his
leg going the other
ow
my back
and he walks in a really crooked manner
right and he finds a crooked penny it's
all bent kind of misshapen looks like
someone hit it with a freight train or a
hammer where does he find it he finds it
against this crooked style which is kind
of like a gate through a fence and
what's he do with that penny well he
goes to a very very very cheap
pet store and buys a crooked cat his
legs are all different lengths and he
walks all janky and his tail goes in a
zigzag like a lightning bolt
and what do you think that cat did
it caught
a crooked mouse
that's right a mouse with a zigzag tail
but he didn't eat the mouse he brought
him in said this is my pal henry he's a
mouse he's going to live with us here in
this house
which if you haven't guessed was crooked
here we are bring it together
rhyming style there was a crooked man
who walked a crooked mile he found a
crooked penny against a crooked style he
bought a crooked cat which caught a
crooked mouse
and they all lived together in a crooked
little house
crooked man crooked life
crooked cat
maybe someday
he'll find
a crooked wife
eh
that'd be happy wouldn't it i think so