1 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,680 Hi kids! It's Cool School's Story Time. 2 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:10,140 Ms. Booksy here. Is everybody ready? 3 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,160 KIDS: Yeah 4 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:12,520 Hm, you don't sound ready... 5 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:14,580 I said, is everybody ready? 6 00:00:14,780 --> 00:00:15,800 KIDS: YEAH!! 7 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:16,300 Great! 8 00:00:16,540 --> 00:00:18,100 Today's story is 9 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,160 Jack and the Beanstalk 10 00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:23,140 Once upon a time, there was a girl named Jack. 11 00:00:25,260 --> 00:00:26,800 So Jackie, that's me, 12 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:27,960 I live with my mom 13 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,960 To make a living, we had a cow, who's milk we sold for money. 14 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,360 Let's just say... we weren't rich. 15 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,200 One day, Bessie stopped making milk! 16 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:38,140 She was an old cow, ready for retirement. 17 00:00:38,140 --> 00:00:40,760 Maybe she wanted to move to Florida, she had some friends down there. 18 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,360 Filling their milk-bucket list. 19 00:00:43,140 --> 00:00:44,340 Ma told me, 20 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,240 We would have to sell Bessie! 21 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,760 We had no choice. 22 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:53,640 So the next day, I led my dear old friend, Bessie, to the town square... 23 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:59,520 On the way there, we ran into an old wolf who told me he'd LOVE to take Bessie. 24 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:04,900 May I offer an INTERESTING trade for your bovine friend there? 25 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,180 No sir... I-i need to sell her. 26 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:09,000 Okaaaay... 27 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,240 I guess you don't want these... 28 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,300 magic beans! 29 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:13,860 What kind of beans? 30 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,960 Cuz I don't like lima beans, or pinto beans-- 31 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,880 I said MAGIC beans, kid. 32 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:22,840 They're magic and they're worth more than you're ever gonna get for that old, dried up cow. 33 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,740 If you're not interesting in these very valuable, 34 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:27,400 very MAGICAL, 35 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,340 EXOTIC and definitely totally real beans 36 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,020 I'll find someone else-- 37 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:32,600 I'll take them! 38 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:34,780 Wooow. 39 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,420 With MAGIC beans, I could.... 40 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,540 I could... 41 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:39,660 KIDS: Whaaat? 42 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,040 Oh no! 43 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,020 I didn't ask how they worked! 44 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,080 Oh, man! 45 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:51,300 I got home, and hoped my mom would forget all about the selling-Bessie thing. 46 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:53,140 I would just play it cool. 47 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:55,640 Yeah... 48 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:03,560 There's no such thing as magic!!! 49 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:05,300 She was right... 50 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,260 What were we supposed to do with 3 little beans? 51 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,320 I tossed the beans out the window, 52 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,580 and headed up to bed. 53 00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:14,360 But that night, something amazing 54 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,240 dare I say MAGICAL happened... 55 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,920 A giant beanstalk had grown outside our window! 56 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,500 What else do you do when you see a giant beanstalk? 57 00:02:24,740 --> 00:02:26,500 You climb it, duh! 58 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,260 Woo-hoo! 59 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:30,940 At the very tip top, 60 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:32,300 just above the clouds, 61 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,640 I saw a yard, and a house! 62 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:37,280 a BIG house! 63 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:39,580 I was HUNGRY for breakfast, 64 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:43,720 And I figured a big house like THAT would have some really BIG snacks! 65 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,940 No puny fun-sized candy bars here! 66 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,700 I let myself into the giant house, 67 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:51,560 Gosh, who lived here?? 68 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,120 A whole NBA team? 69 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:56,180 There was a maid inside, she was normal-sized. 70 00:02:56,220 --> 00:02:58,320 What was SHE doing in such a giant house? 71 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,540 I'll give you some table scraps, and then off with ya! 72 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,220 She gave me a bit of bread, 73 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:04,960 it looked like a BIG crumb! 74 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:07,520 Like a crumb from a GIANT sandwich! 75 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,060 I stuffed the big breadcrumb into my knapsack, 76 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:12,680 and just as I was about to leave, I heard: 77 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,080 Feee fi fo fimmer!! 78 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,360 I think I smell my dinner!!! 79 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:24,760 I hid! And I saw the most giantest giant come in! 80 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:27,680 Ruh roh! Was I for dinner?? 81 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:30,600 Also, not to nitpick, but it's technically breakfast time. 82 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,260 But back to the issue at hand. 83 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,280 There was a GIANT! 84 00:03:35,140 --> 00:03:37,140 He started to count a bunch of gold coins. 85 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,080 He must've had a million... 86 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:39,720 Nay, 87 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,720 a jillion. 88 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:44,380 I waited until the Giant got up to go to the bathroom 89 00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:46,300 to take a GIANT bath! 90 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:49,300 I grabbed a sack of gold, and hi-tailed it to the beanstalk. 91 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,180 Listen, I know stealing is wrong, 92 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,860 but I thought that MAYBE it would be ok because he had SO many coins! 93 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:57,980 He wouldn't mind. 94 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,880 So I showed my mother... 95 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,200 Young lady! 96 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:07,080 You march back up there and give that man his gold! 97 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:10,060 There's no such things as GIANTS... 98 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,760 So the next day, I went back up the beanstalk, 99 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:15,360 I decided I would just leave the coins by the doorstep. 100 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:17,540 Then I saw the strangest thing! 101 00:04:17,580 --> 00:04:20,560 A golden goose that was laying golden eggs! 102 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:22,820 Ma would never believe this, 103 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:24,820 So I took a picture, with my iPhone. 104 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:29,100 She'd HAVE to believe me now! Ah ha ha ha ha! 105 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,580 I picked up one egg to get a few shots with me holding it. 106 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:33,520 And then, 107 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,500 the goose started HONKING. 108 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,380 Like a traffic jam! 109 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,060 I had to scoot... Oh boy! 110 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,380 Then I heard-- 111 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:45,340 Feee fiiii foooo foos! 112 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:49,140 Who the heck is botherin' me goose? 113 00:04:49,140 --> 00:04:52,720 I had to get outta there. Why was I messing around on a giant's turf?? 114 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,000 I ran for it, and skedaddled down the stalk! 115 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:58,480 Unfortunately, I still had the egg. Ugh! 116 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,380 Blarg! My mom saw it, and told me to return it... 117 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:05,580 There's no such thing as a golden goose! 118 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:08,480 That egg is just a decoration. 119 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:11,200 I've seen one just like it at Macy's 120 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,600 But I had an iPhone photo. Grrr! 121 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:16,800 So UP, I went... 122 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,620 I was just going to set down the egg and leave. Simple as that! 123 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:24,540 But then, I saw the coolest treasure EVER! 124 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,920 A golden guitar! 125 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,940 It started playing itself! 126 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:30,960 Cool! 127 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:33,660 Wait a second, I recognize this guitar! 128 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:36,540 I had seen a TV-news story about Professor 129 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:40,460 a nice but strange scientists/professor guy who lived in our town, 130 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:43,440 He had made a golden guitar as a gift for the mayor. 131 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,720 It was on the news because it had been stolen! 132 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,360 Wait a second... I'm not a thief. 133 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,220 The Giant's the thief! 134 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,320 I was just gonna leave and call the police 135 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,000 but the guitar started playing again! 136 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Loud, ugh!.... 137 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:57,940 Darn rock 'n' roll!! 138 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,360 I ran, like a cheetah!! 139 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,600 The Giant! He's trying to chase me!! 140 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:06,220 Ah!! He followed me right down the beanstalk! 141 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:11,580 And that silly guitar was still twanging, and rifting, and totally shredding!! 142 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:15,900 My mom and some other townsfolk heard the racked and gathered 'round the beanstalk. 143 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:20,800 And then my mom, one of the most sweetest, nicest, gentlest ladies in the world 144 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,660 She started chopping down the stalk with an ax! 145 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:25,880 Wait til I get down there, ma! 146 00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:28,060 I got close to the bottom and jumped. 147 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:29,880 Just as she yelled: 148 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,460 Tiiiimbeeeeer! 149 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:35,260 And thud. The Giant fell, 150 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:38,380 I told the townspeople about the stolen treasure up the beanstalk. 151 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:39,860 The police arrested the Giant, 152 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,600 And the firemen extended their ladders ALL the way up to the sky 153 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,660 to go get the rest of the gold stuff. 154 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,940 They mayor gave me a reward 155 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,340 and we used it to buy a new cow! 156 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:54,620 And my mom FINALLY believed me that giants, golden ducks, and magic DO exist. 157 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,360 It was a happy ending... 158 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:00,460 And that's the end! 159 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:02,660 Thanks so much for coming today guys! 160 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,700 Keep coming back to see more stories. 161 00:07:04,980 --> 00:07:06,880 Oh look! There's one right here! 162 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,380 You should totally click it! 163 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,260 Bye guys! 164 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:12,960 See ya! ...Bye!