1 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:07,680 Hi, kids. It’s time for Cool School Story Time. 2 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:08,880 Are you ready? 3 00:00:10,380 --> 00:00:12,480 Um, I said are you ready?? 4 00:00:14,860 --> 00:00:18,280 Okay then! Today’s story is... 5 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:24,920 So, once upon a time a little girl named Goldilocks…. 6 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:25,520 KIDS: Wait! 7 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:26,460 Oh yes. 8 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,940 Ah... That’s better. 9 00:00:31,220 --> 00:00:32,720 So, a little girl named-- 10 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,060 I get it. 11 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,260 Goldilocks. 12 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,440 a little girl named Goldilocks—that’s me— 13 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,280 was walking by a really SCARY swamp! 14 00:00:44,580 --> 00:00:46,060 KIDS: No!!! 15 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:48,060 Oh, too scary? 16 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:48,720 KIDS: Yeah! 17 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:49,220 Sorry. 18 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:50,900 KIDS: Yay!!! 19 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:51,820 There! 20 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:52,980 So... 21 00:00:52,980 --> 00:00:55,600 I was walking through a sunny meadow 22 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,880 filled with puppies 23 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:58,660 and flowers. 24 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,720 Aaaw! So cute! 25 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:04,620 And I happened upon a house. 26 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:06,720 Well... I was getting kinda hungry, 27 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:09,060 so I decided to stop and see if they had any snacks. 28 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,140 Helloooo?? 29 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:23,580 [whispering] No one answered, 30 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,100 so I just went in. 31 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,020 Lucky me, there were some snacks on the table. 32 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,280 3 whole bowls of broccoli! 33 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:32,760 Oh... 34 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:34,180 No broccoli? 35 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:35,280 Okay... 36 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,760 I meant there were... 37 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:40,200 3 whole pizza pies! 38 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:40,700 Better? 39 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,420 Okay, so I started to eat some from the biggest pizza, 40 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:51,680 but it was a meat lover’s supreme or something. 41 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:52,580 It had pepperoni, 42 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:53,220 sausages, 43 00:01:53,220 --> 00:01:53,780 hamburger, 44 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:54,360 anchovies, 45 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,000 mushrooms, 46 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:55,520 garlic, 47 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:56,240 and onions. 48 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,140 Yuck!! 49 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,220 Do YOU like garlic and onions? 50 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,620 Me either! 51 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,240 So I moved on the the next pizza... 52 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,780 It was weird. 53 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:07,180 No cheese at all, 54 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:09,100 it just had a bunch of vegetables on it. 55 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,520 Come on! It’s pizza!! 56 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,900 Do you want an ALL VEGETABLE PIZZA WITH NO CHEESE??? 57 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,480 Yeah, there’s a time and a place for vegetables, right? 58 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:20,940 Like on your brothers plate. 59 00:02:21,020 --> 00:02:22,720 KIDS: Ah ha ha ha ha! 60 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,860 So, I moved on to the smallest pizza, 61 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:31,620 and boy oh boy, it was JUST RIGHT! 62 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,100 Just the right amount of cheese, 63 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:34,320 a few pepperonis, 64 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,620 and a dipping sauce for the crust. 65 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,200 Delicious. 66 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,220 I ate it all up! 67 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:42,840 KIDS: Yeah!! 68 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,740 Then I felt like watching some TV. 69 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:54,620 They had some stuff Tivo’ed so I checked it out. 70 00:02:56,060 --> 00:03:00,860 The first show they had saved was a National Geographic special on grizzly bears. 71 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:01,920 KIDS: Aaaahhh!! 72 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:02,500 Too scary! 73 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,480 So I tried the next selection, 74 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,740 but it was some a show about catching fish... 75 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:09,700 kinda boring... 76 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:12,480 So I tried the last show they had Tivo’ed. 77 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:13,900 KIDS: Yaaay! 78 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:15,060 The Muppet Show!!! 79 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,340 They had all the shows with Fozzy Bear! 80 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:18,560 Just right! 81 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:20,840 [yawns] 82 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,120 Then I realized 83 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,740 I was really, 84 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,340 really sleepy. 85 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:29,660 I decided these nice folks probably wouldn’t mind if I just... 86 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:30,900 took a little nap. 87 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,240 I found a bedroom, 88 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,920 and there were 3 beds! 89 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,100 Oh, jeez, I had to make another decision! 90 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:39,940 So, I tried the biggest bed, 91 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:43,560 but I climbed up and it was like trying to sleep on a big rock! 92 00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:45,660 That bed was not comfy! 93 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,840 I tried the middle one, 94 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,220 but it was like trying to take a nap on a bunch of cotton candy... 95 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,040 Too soft! 96 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,840 Well, I tried the little one, 97 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:58,300 and you’d think I’d have seen the pattern by now, but 98 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,800 boy oh boy... this is just right [yawns] 99 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:05,300 KIDS: Wake up! Wake up! 100 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:06,600 Bear!! 101 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,440 What?? Oh, yeah, 102 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:11,340 I woke up and there were THREE BEARS looking right at me!!! 103 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:12,560 KIDS: Run!! 104 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:15,180 No, kids, you don’t run from a bear! 105 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:19,160 You have to make yourself look HUGE so that they’re scared of you! 106 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:24,980 Roooooooooaaaaaaaaar! 107 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,760 Okay, second line of defense against a bear... 108 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,080 make ‘em laugh! 109 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,920 Bears love comedy. 110 00:04:31,260 --> 00:04:34,660 So, what I like to do is find a funny video on YouTube. 111 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:35,760 Like the one, 112 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,400 Charlie Bit My Finger 113 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,400 Or the Dramatic Chipmunk 114 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,940 Or just any funny cat video. 115 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,080 Yeah, something like that! 116 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,980 And those bears 117 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,140 turned out to be really, really nice. 118 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:54,400 And we just sat around all afternoon watching funny videos, laughing, and eating ice cream and honey! 119 00:04:55,040 --> 00:05:00,660 [sighs] So that’s the story of me, Goldilocks, and my new 3 best friends, 120 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:02,860 Bearry, Teddy and Gummy. 121 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:04,640 The End 122 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:05,760 KIDS: Yaaay! 123 00:05:08,020 --> 00:05:09,820 That’s our story for today, kids. 124 00:05:09,820 --> 00:05:11,720 Thanks for stopping by to see me, 125 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:16,500 and remember, any time you want to hear a story, just come visit me in the library! 126 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,860 And tell your parents to subscribe! 127 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,620 It’s that button right up there! 128 00:05:22,340 --> 00:05:23,180 See ya! 129 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:24,220 KIDS: Bye!!!