well hello
children and welcome to my class
i'm mr hester and this is history of the
entire world class
let's get started
today's class is about something
wonderful something a truly spectacular
something so
painfully amazing that it makes my head
feel like it might
explode
and the subject for today is
knights and
shining armor
oh don't worry girls there's stuff in
this lesson for you too
knights
in shining armor you see are some of the
coolest parts of the middle ages
what are the middle ages mr history you
might ask well i'll tell you if you'll
let me anxious annie
the middle ages
also known as medieval times was a
period of our history where things were
very very
very very very very very very cool
you see
there are castles instead of homes
horses instead of cars
farms instead of grocery stores swords
instead of guns
kings instead of presidents and uh
knights and shiny garbers instead of
police officers
i know it was pretty wild you see and
these nights in shining armor you see
would work for the king and the king
would say
i'll make sure that kingdom
the kingdom is
the place where everyone lived you see
so so the king would say make sure the
kingdom is in order nights and shining
armor and um the uh
the knights you see would uh would
would do that
oh they would make sure everyone was
behaving and make sure everyone was was
doing their job and doing their homework
and and not getting attacked by dragons
or or just
very large lizards
who breathe fire sometimes
well in their spare time you see these
nights uh would
these these knights in shining arbor you
see would find girlfriends
but back in their time the girlfriends
of knights you were called princesses
they were very beautiful very very very
very
very very very very good-looking girls
uh quite often at the top of the huge
tower with no doors
and they uh the the knights of shining
armor would um take them uh
horseback riding uh they'd go to places
like the beach and have a picnic
because the knights in shining arbor
were very good looking as well
that's our old view you're just
good-looking kids as they say and uh the
coolest part about all this you see is
that the country of england
you see uh they still have kings and
queens and and princesses and princes
but they don't wear armor anymore
no no no no
you see they
they just wear these tall fuzzy hats
they look a little bit like pillows
or pillows you could
you could use for taking a
well-deserved nap
you sleep because you're working so hard
ah well now well
that's the bell that's all the time we
have today so
we'll see you next time come back now
okay