1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,980 Hi kids! Ms. Booksy here at Cool School 2 00:00:02,980 --> 00:00:05,580 with a new chapter of Alice in Wonderland! 3 00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:07,740 Last time we checked in with Alice, 4 00:00:07,740 --> 00:00:12,160 She met the Stupendous Drew Pendous in a top-secret lair! 5 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,760 Which is a fancy word for a hidden room. 6 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,200 Oooh! 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:22,900 Ok, let's see where she is now in Cool Schools' very own Alice in Wonderland chapter 5! 8 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,000 Hey guys! It's me, Alice! 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,880 After Drew and I got out of the secret lair, Drew disappeared... 10 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:34,380 like, he went on to another dimension or something! 11 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:36,460 Probably to do some super-hero stuff! 12 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:40,420 Anyway, I'm still trying to find my way out of this rabbit hole! 13 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,140 Oh look! 14 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,020 There's some nice-looking fellows that should be able to help me! 15 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,780 They're sleeping! 16 00:00:52,940 --> 00:00:53,840 Shh! 17 00:00:53,940 --> 00:00:55,540 Oh! I'm sorry! 18 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,080 Hey, wait a second... 19 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:58,500 you're just pretending! 20 00:00:58,740 --> 00:01:01,340 We were hoping you would leave us alone! 21 00:01:01,540 --> 00:01:02,620 Well that's rude! 22 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,440 Says the girl who interrupted our tea party! 23 00:01:05,660 --> 00:01:08,600 You hair is too long! You should get a hare cut! 24 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,360 Why, you're rude too! 25 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,260 Besides, I like my hair! 26 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:15,160 And that rude little mouse is still pretending to be asleep, 27 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,840 even though we've met before! 28 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:19,040 I thought we were friends! 29 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,260 Oh no, he really is asleep! 30 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,360 Poor little guy's exhausted! 31 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:26,040 Oh dear... now I am the rude one! 32 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,600 No worries, have some tea! 33 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,240 I guess he's a sleep talker! 34 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:33,040 The other two introduced themselves as 35 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,180 The March Hare 36 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:35,660 and the Mad Hatter! 37 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,280 The March Hare was an odd creature indeed! 38 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:41,000 He would butter a piece of toast, take one bite 39 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,980 and say: "Yuck! Too much butter!" 40 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,120 and then onto the next piece of toast! 41 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,600 Same thing, over and over again! 42 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:49,920 And the Mad Hatter... 43 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,080 He was even odder! 44 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,000 Mooooo! 45 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,500 No, that's an utter. 46 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,040 I said odder! 47 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:57,640 Sorry! 48 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,580 An otter? Where? 49 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:02,040 Not that kind of otter!... Never mind! 50 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:05,020 Good, otters are utterly annoying! 51 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,640 Why do you keep dipping your watch into your tea? 52 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:11,620 Well, it all goes back to the time I killed time... 53 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:15,200 ALICE: And then the Mad Hatter told me the most ridiculous story! 54 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,520 He had to sing for the Queen. 55 00:02:17,660 --> 00:02:19,620 He says he sang an old classic: 56 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,940 Twinkle, twinkle little bat. 57 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:25,620 How I wonder where you're at! 58 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,480 I told him he had the words all wrong! 59 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,120 But he insisted he was right, 60 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,080 and I was ruining his story! 61 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,180 On he went... 62 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:35,300 Up above the world you fly 63 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,840 like a tea tray in the sky! 64 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:40,460 ALICE: Anyway, you get the idea 65 00:02:40,580 --> 00:02:43,740 Well the Queen jumped up and said he was "killing the time"! 66 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:45,340 And then she yelled: 67 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:46,940 Off with his head! 68 00:02:46,940 --> 00:02:50,520 ALICE: The Mad Hatter managed to escape, head and all. 69 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:53,120 But ever since, time has been paused! 70 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:53,780 Stopped! 71 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:54,520 Finished! 72 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,500 El finito! 73 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,180 Yes, my watch stopped at 4 o'clock. 74 00:02:58,180 --> 00:03:00,240 And we've just been here ever since! 75 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,480 It's aaalways tea time! 76 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:06,040 I do love tea time... but I wish dinnertime would come! 77 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,640 At least you don't ever have bedtime! 78 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,580 Bedtime is the worst! 79 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,060 Oh! But I do love bedtime stories! 80 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,120 Those are so cool! 81 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,380 I like stories about Princesses, 82 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,540 and dragons, 83 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:19,640 and pirates, 84 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:20,440 Oh! 85 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,060 And stories about tigers, 86 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:23,200 and robots, 87 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:25,900 and romance! Oh! I looove romance! 88 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,380 And adventure, 89 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:28,300 and ninjas, 90 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:29,920 and oh! Fairies! 91 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:30,820 And pixies! 92 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:34,000 And of course a story about a handsome prince! 93 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:38,580 Enough! We don't have time for you to list every kind of story ever told! 94 00:03:38,580 --> 00:03:39,820 Rude!! 95 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:43,320 Besides, I thought you had a lot of time... 96 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,260 Weren't you listening? 97 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:47,720 We have noooo time! 98 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:49,360 That's very confusing! 99 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,240 All I know is, you are a very rude bunny! 100 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:54,720 And you are a very rude... 101 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,260 hatter! Whatever that is... 102 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,900 And you, Mr. Mouse. 103 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:00,620 I thought you were supposed to be nice! 104 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:02,040 I am dear! 105 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,200 Quite nice! Lovely to see you! 106 00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:06,180 Well, lovely to see you too. 107 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,720 As for the rest of you: 108 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:08,880 [blows raspberry] 109 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:09,880 I'm goin'! 110 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:12,520 Perfect! 111 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,660 Goodbye! No... 112 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:15,980 Bad-bye! 113 00:04:19,780 --> 00:04:21,800 It's the garden I've been looking for! 114 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,060 Woo hoo! 115 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,040 Wow! Alice finally made it to the garden! 116 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,160 I can't wait to see what happens next! 117 00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:32,820 Let's read chapter 6 right now! 118 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,260 Click right over there!