Gather 'round, get cozy! It's time for a nursery rhyme.
This one's warm and fuzzy.
Sure you're comfortable??
Alright, I'm starting now!
So there's this sheep, right?
He’s quite a cuddly animal, especially with his black woolly coat.
And this sheep just happens to own a fancy wool shop,
where he sells expensive woolly stuff like hats,
and bags,
and mittens!
One day this very famous French designer comes in and says
“Bon jour,”
that’s French for hello -
And the sheep looks all confused because he doesn’t understand French.
So designer guy says
“Oh, I mean,"
as he takes out his sheep dictionary,
"how do you say... Ah! This is it!
Baa Baa, Baa Baa, black sheep, have you any wool?”
And he’s asking this ‘cause he needs loads and LOADS of black wool
‘cause he’s going to make fancy dresses for fancy ladies, who do very fancy things.
And the sheep says,
“Sorry mate, I just sold my last three bags of black wool.”
He had sold one to Batman,
who needed a woolen cape to keep him warm fighting off the bad guys at night.
"Ooooh, so toasty."
And one to a witch,
who needed a sweater so she’s not cold flying around on her broom.
"Bwahahahaha! That’s much better!"
And one to a little kid who lives down the lane
and has a peculiar fondness for the craft of knitting.
"Knit one, purl two.
"Knit one, purl two...
Awesome!"
"Baaaahhut,
I got a bunch of white wool out in the back and you can dye it black if you like!”
“Merci,”
says the fashion designer, that means thank you in French.
And off he goes, to make his fancy dresses
for fancy ladies.
Look, he's happy as a lamb!
So, if you need black wool or even rainbow wool for your little ponies,
you can always rely on Baa Baa black sheep for all your wooly needs.
And now it’s time for the rhyming part.
And there you have it! A warm and woolly nursery rhyme.
Baa-baa,
I mean bye-bye until next time!
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