My Cool School project is all about Halloween
Halloween has been celebrated for a long long time.
Even before I was born!
Trick or treat, kids!
But I've been trick or treating for as long as I can remember.
That's at least 7 years, so I'm pretty much an expert.
The first reason that Halloween is awesome is that you get to dress up.
Kids dress up, grown ups dress up, babies dress up.
Even your dog can dress up!
You can be a witch or a ghost or a skeleton and be scary.
Or, you can be a prince or a princess and wear a crown.
You can be big and strong like a superhero or dinosaur.
Or you can be funny like a clown!
... Or scary like a clown!
I don't like clowns.
What did I do??
Once you're dressed up, you're ready to go trick or treating.
Number one reason this is awesome:
Glorious buckets and bags of never-ending candy!
You just have to tell people to give you candy, and they do!
Personally, I think it's nicer to ask.
You knock on the door and yell "trick or treat!"
And then they say "oh! you're so cute!"
And then they give you candy!
My brother says: "Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!"
which is amazing because people laugh
instead of saying "what a horrible child!" and closing the door.
My brother's just joking when he says that.
But his feet are so stinky, people can't help but smell them!
Pee yoo!
Speaking of brothers, once you get home, it is absolutely necessary that you
hide your Halloween candy in the best hiding spot ever.
If you don't, he'll find your stash and gobble up all your best treats!
Usually I have 2 bags:
the small one that I share
and the BIG one all for me!
Okay, back to the fun stuff...
You might also get to go to a Halloween carnival.
You can eat caramel apples, or red candy apples, or bob for apples!
Hey! I'm bob, and I love apples!
No! Not a guy named Bob who likes apples.
Yeah, that's what I meant!
You can see all kinds of pumpkins at a carnival.
From teensy-tiny itty bitty ones, to great big giant ones
Sometimes, people even wear pumpkins on their heads,
like in the Legend of Sleepy Hollow.
And my personal favorite pumpkin is the Great Pumpkin from Charlie Brown
You can dance to the Monster Mash!
Or go to a haunted house.
Ooooh!
Okay, it's not REALLY haunted.
Usually it's just some older kids dressed up in some costumes.
Uh, hey... Boo...
So let's recap.
Halloween means you get to have the most fun ever,
dress up in an awesome costume,
and eat a mega-ton of free candy!
And that is why Halloween is the best day ever!
Don't go anywhere!
More awesome Halloween videos are starting right now!
My Cool School project is about witches
This is a witch.
We know it's a witch because of a few things.
First, the pointy black hat.
Hey! Give me back my hat!
Here you go!
Thank you...
Most, if not all, witches have a pointy hat.
But, not ALL people with pointy hats are witches
The next thing we look for in a witch is the green skin.
Don't you look at my skin!
I'll be green if I want to!
But, not ALL things with green skin are witches.
[burps]
Another thing we look for in a witch,
is a looong, crocked nose
with a wart on top.
You leave my nose alone!
I like it!
There's nothing wrong with a long nose!
Because not everything with a long nose is a witch!
And last, we know it's a witch
if it's doing magic,
especially while riding a broomstick
and mixing things in a cauldron.
If she has a pointy hat,
green skin,
a long, crocked nose with a wart on top,
AND she's doing magic while riding a broomstick,
Well then, you are correct.
Your sister is definitely a witch!
My project is about trolls.
These are trolls.
Some trolls are big,
and others are small.
But they all seem to have similar features:
Trolls are often very large,
smelly,
and dirty.
This probably comes from their unhealthy diet of eating only
mountain goats.
Baa!
Their skin is VERY tough,
and has many shades of gray in its coloring.
When trolls are sleeping, they can often be mistaken for a pile of rocks.
Baaa!
Their hair is made of bushes and trees
as this helps them hide when they don't want to be seen.
A troll with a great hairdo can look like a nice place
for a mountain goat to rest and get some shade.
Baaa!
Not so in THIS situation...
Sorry, Mr. Goat...
Eh, it's okay.
Trolls' personalities are a funny thing:
they think very highly of themselves as if they're the smartest in all the land.
But, in reality, they are NOT the smartest in all the land.
Hey, I heard that!
Trolls are also VERY greedy.
They don't like to share.
And they'll get into fights with one another about silly little things.
Baa!
It is this selfishness that prevents trolls from ever being truly happy.
So, don't be a troll.
Be happy!
And ALWAYS be nice to mountain goats.
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Baaa!