1 00:00:00,180 --> 00:00:03,180 Alright kittens. Here is a fairytale for you! 2 00:00:03,180 --> 00:00:05,980 It's called The Three Billy Goats Gruff. 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,320 Baaa! 4 00:00:07,420 --> 00:00:10,860 So one time, there were three billy goats, 5 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,520 There was Billy Sr. 6 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,440 His son, Billy Jr. 7 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:17,220 And his grandson, Billy III 8 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:20,520 Three generations of billy goats named Billy! 9 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,480 And their last name was Gruff. 10 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:26,320 Being billy goats, they LOVED to eat grass. 11 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,620 They even ate the dandelions in the grass, 12 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,080 which I personally find kind of yucky. 13 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:33,740 Well, one day 14 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:37,340 they had finally eaten all the grass in their small field. 15 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,280 Which was okay for about fifteen minutes... 16 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,620 Then, they were hungry again! 17 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,620 Well, wouldn't you know 18 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:50,080 across the way, over a very large canyon, was a beautiful field, 19 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,580 tall, lush grass just blowing in the wind. 20 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:55,460 The only way to get there 21 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:57,180 was to travel across a very, 22 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:58,060 very, 23 00:00:58,180 --> 00:01:00,460 VERY long bridge. 24 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,060 A wobbly bridge. 25 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,640 And it was dangling 26 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:07,960 100,000 feet above a gulch! 27 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,660 It was quite terrifying. 28 00:01:09,940 --> 00:01:14,220 But the Billys were hungry, and so they decided to try and cross it. 29 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:20,040 Billy Jr, why don't you go first? For you are much lighter than I am, 30 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:23,040 and we need to make sure the bridge is safe. 31 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,240 Baaa 32 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:27,800 Well, Billy III is much smaller than ME. 33 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,040 Why don't YOU go across first? 34 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:31,200 Ba! 35 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:35,260 NARRATOR: Billy III was a good son, and a GREAT grandson. 36 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,480 Well, actually a very good grandson 37 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,360 because a great grandson means something else. 38 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,260 But anyway, he agreed. 39 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:44,860 The bridge was long and treacherous, 40 00:01:44,860 --> 00:01:47,480 which means scary, because it was very wobbly. 41 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,460 But, he did pretty well. 42 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:51,960 Until he got right in the middle, 43 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,520 where he met a troll! 44 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,840 And as we all know, 45 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,700 trolls LOVE to eat goats! 46 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,780 Especially goats named Billy. 47 00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:02,320 Uh, hey... are you a goat? 48 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,060 Is your name Billy? 49 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,740 Why yes it is! 50 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:10,060 There's 3 of us: Billy Sr, Billy Jr, and me! Billy 3. 51 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:13,420 Mmm, I'm gonna eat you now, okay? 52 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:17,340 Hold on! I'm just a wee little goat with barely any meat on my bones! 53 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:22,520 If you wait, I can go across the bridge and eat some grass for a few weeks and get BIG and juicy! 54 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,200 Then, I'll be even MORE delicious! 55 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,580 Uh... 56 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:27,280 Ok! 57 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:31,380 NARRATOR: And so, the troll let Billy III across the bridge, 58 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:35,880 AND waited for the next goat because we all know that trolls are very greedy... 59 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,740 and not very smart. 60 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:40,960 Once wee Billy III got to the meadow, 61 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,320 he knew he had to warm his dad and grandpa about the troll! 62 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,920 So, he flew a paper airplane back across the canyon to Billy Jr. 63 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:48,880 It said: 64 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:58,320 NARRATOR: [sighs] Little wee Billy III didn't know how to spell "troll" 65 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,200 So, he tried drawing one. 66 00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:01,560 Oof. 67 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:03,760 Keep your day job, little Billy... 68 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,320 Billy Jr. was unsure what he supposed to look out for. 69 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:11,020 So, he decided to be extra careful when he crossed. 70 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:15,660 Hey! Are you a goat named Billy too? 71 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,360 I'm gonna eat YOU now, okay? 72 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:21,100 Whoa, whoa, hold on a second... 73 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,800 You should know something first: 74 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:28,040 The next goat comin' across is REALLY big and REALLY tasty. 75 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,480 If you eat me, you'll be too full! 76 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:33,800 Why don't you let me go ahead, and while you're eating the next goat, 77 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,280 I'll eat some grass and get big and tasty as him! 78 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,380 Um... okay! 79 00:03:39,660 --> 00:03:43,180 NARRATOR: And so, the troll let him across to the big field, 80 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:45,180 where he was reunited with his son, 81 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:48,860 and they sent a paper airplane over the gulch to Billy Sr. 82 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:50,900 And it only said one word 83 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:54,420 (which Billy Jr. fortunately knew how to spell): 84 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,580 Grandpa Billy Sr. knew what he had to do... 85 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:01,380 He crossed the bridge, 86 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:03,220 and then he got to the troll. 87 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:06,520 Oh no! You're TOO big! 88 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:08,140 NARRATOR: And he was right! 89 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,860 Billy Sr. was much bigger and stronger than the troll! 90 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:14,020 Um, I'd like to try and eat you? 91 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:15,680 If, uh, that's okay... 92 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,600 I don't think so. 93 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:18,460 Baaa! 94 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,580 NARRATOR: Billy Sr. took his horns 95 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,200 and launched the troll off the bridge 96 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,400 and all the way up into outer space! 97 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:28,400 Where he could no longer bother anymore goats. 98 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,580 Especially goats named Billy. 99 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:36,680 And the three Billy Goats Gruff ate endless grass and dandelions for the rest of their days. 100 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,360 You might say the moral of the story is, 101 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,700 If you're a goat, don't name your son Billy! 102 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:45,880 And if you're a troll, well, get an education! 103 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,360 And if that doesn't work, invest in a rocket ship. 104 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,220 The End. 105 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,900 Want to see more fairytales? 106 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:54,140 Click right here! 107 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:59,200 And let us know what stories YOU want to hear next by letting us know in the comments below! 108 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,200 It's kind of nice up here...